Ay, que vida
despues de pasarme el dia currando y viendo estudiantes borrachos recién salidos de San Cemento (fiesta de aparejadores) pulular por mi escuela me conecto para postear y que asi veais que sigo vivo (aunque puteado) y me encuentro con deberes en las puertas de tanhausa

TEST DE PIJISMO
You own…
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(x) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, but no student loans — (jaja, ahora SI tengo una beca)
Do you:

( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(x) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money — necesito el dinero de la beca para viajar y viajar en mi caso es una necesidad profesional
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe/America
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(x) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(x) dined with local political figures — preguntadme, preguntadme…
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:

( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(x) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

UN SONORO 12.
la mitad que ed, mare mía
si es que yo soy muy poco pijo